Wednesday, February 10, 2010

OK Condom

Apologizes for what is a head, it may make you feel a little uncomfortable...but, for those who failed sex education or perhaps were busy playing with yourself...there may be something important to take note of for a safe and happy Valentine's Day.

This is dedicated to all you active people and your little friends too. Above is a photo taken from the vantage point of where I ate lunch the other day, in Cambodia where the STI rate is among the highest in SE Asia.

I have heard all too often from too many of my friends about their unprotected sexcapades.

Even from my friends who spent time working on HIV/AIDS care and prevention as well as reproductive health for one reason or another don't cum prepared.

When used correctly, “rubbers” should give the sensation that it is not on, and when you have safe sex…it will feel better after.

So for those who haven’t done so, read the Fucking directions!!!

Some keys to doing it right are:
1) Squeeze the air out of tip…apply some lube inside and out.
2) If you need to turn on a light…then do so. Once you start unrolling the wrong way you have contaminated the condom...for both parties it's best to see what you are doing.
3) If you think it’s sending the wrong sign that you came to the party prepared, well then you need to bone up on MacGyver…if he didn’t come prepared with his special tool, well, he would have been fucked many times.
4) Women, can be part of the act…most guys don’t know what they are doing…so trusting that they are doing it right could be a big mistake!

I ripped these instructions from the web. Sorry for the quality, squint your eyes and you'll see it just fine, or search out other directions or videos. Ok Condom!


2 comments:

Peter said...

You have to make sure that the lube is water based!
And I totally agree about coming to the party prepared!

Argosy Book Shop said...

Leave it to you to take the VD out of Valentine's Day.